Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Whacky Fun Jokes

What did the bird say to the sleeping man?

I'm sorry, I have to go! 

 

Did you hear the dad always went crazy at breakfast?

Yeah, he was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!  



 Why did the turkey get scared when he saw hunters putting up a tent? There wasn't enough stakes around!  


                   Did you hear the Chef would only come out and cook at night?

Yeah, he would only cook Moon Pies!  


             Why happened after the turtle fought a bunch of outlaws at high noon?

He spent the rest of the day picking up all of his shells!


 

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