Did you hear the cop went crazy while on duty? Yeah, he went dough-nuts!
Why was the cop so tired before going on duty? He was busy chasing his speeding tickets!
Did you hear the cop got fired because he wasn't good at math? Yeah, all he knew was his 10-4's!
Why was a cop called to a restaurant? All the food went bad!
Why did the celebrity demand a cop arrest a burglar? The burglar was stealing the show!
Did you hear the cop quit his job? Yeah, he was feeling imprisoned all the time!
Why did the cop carry tons of super glue with him? He was always taking coffee breaks!
Why didn't the cop want internet in his home? He was tired of high speeds!
Why did the cop get called to the doughnut shop? There was a ring of crime inside!
Did you hear the cop got called to the house of a comedian? Yeah, the jokes being told were criminal!
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