My Sarcastic Turtle

My turtle was feeling old and depressed. He also felt like he couldn't fight good anymore. I joked and said, "I bet you wish you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle again."

I thought my joke was funny. My turtle did not.

My turtle brushed up on his karate lessons and then came home and kicked my butt while yelling 'Cowabunga'! 

Now when my turtle is feeling old and depressed I just take him to Chuck E. Cheese and give him plenty of game tokens. 

I have a very sarcastic turtle.