My Sarcastic Turtle

My turtle came home and asked me what was for dinner. I joked and said, "We're having turtle soup!"

I thought my joke was funny. My turtle did not.

My turtle shoved me into a pot and cooked me until my sense of humor simmered down. 

Now when my turtle ask what's for dinner I just hand him a cook book and tell him to pick out something.

I have a very sarcastic turtle.