Did you hear the dentist like water sports? Yeah, he liked to paddle through a root canal!
What does a dentist give his patients as a treat? Gummi bears!
Why doesn't a chef go near a dentist? The dentist has a lot of food extracts!
Did you hear the dentist was very, very smart? Yeah, he had tons of wisdom teeth!
Why did the dentist think he was a king? He had plenty of crowns!
What does a dentist put in his pie? Dental filling!
Did you hear the dentist took a second job? Yeah, he became a drill sergeant!
Did you hear the dentist hated to look messy? Yeah, he always kept his teeth brushed!
Why didn't the dentist say a word when he was in shock? Oh, he was just too numb to talk!
Why doesn't the dentist like teeth to be funny? He's worried they might crack a joke!
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